Anal Shoehorn

The act of prying open a womans anus with ones fingers to allow for a larger opening to insert an erect penis. Once the penis is inserted the fingers are slowly withdrawn in a similar manner to a regular shoehorn to allow for intercourse to begin

My cock wouldn't fit in that chicks ass so I had to give her an anal shoehorn

by seedy old man August 4, 2012

letter of anal marque

permission to be a butt pirate.

a letter of marque is granted by the government and basically allows people to be pirates. a letter of anal marque is granted by ones pastor and allows them to bang men.

obama got a letter of anal marque so he divorced michelle

by lil kid fucker November 8, 2018

Anal Avenger

A lesser-known super hero; notorious for defeating criminals through brutal anal intercourse.

Criminal 1 : Man, when we're done with this heist, I think I'm going to fly to.....
Criminal 2 : Oh shit! The Anal Avenger!
Anal Avenger : Don't worry guys, I got you're two tickets to Bang-Cock right here!

by OverTheRainbow August 21, 2008

Analia

smart,funny,and is very nice she will nock a bitch out so dont fucking test her

analia is so sweet

by baddie_niy January 5, 2022

Anal Redlight

Any action outside of orgasm that unduly terminates the performance of anal intercourse.

Barbara gave the anal redlight when she told Chad that her Mexican meal was quickly descending through her small intestine.

by MasterBlaster666 April 3, 2020

Anal Yellowlight

Any action during the course of anal sex where the receiving party indicates their future participation is in question.

After 10 minutes of vigorous thrusting, Shelby threw the anal yellowlight when she demanded Brock finish as soon as possible.

by MasterBlaster666 April 3, 2020

Analversary

The anniversary of your first anal sex with someone.

My wife and I celebrate our analversary on June 24th.

by Chucktastic68 May 15, 2021