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Swallows and Amazons

Swallows and Amazons.....

The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.

A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.

Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.

However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".

Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS
Carl requested a Blow Job from Sarah.
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'
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Amazon shut in

A person who has no reason to leave the house, bathe, shave, or even change their clothes because that purchasable in life, which would normally take errands--and the social hygiene associated with same--can be ordered to their front door step from that "internet rain forest" which has all.
Dude, the dog smells better than you. When was the last time you showered?!

Dude: I think it was some time back in the "modem days" dude, I'm not sure! I'm an Amazon shut in!
by ribick November 21, 2019
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Amazon Prime

Synonym for ‘super amazing’, it’s more than just amazing.
The food was okay, but the view was Amazon Prime!
by Lexiconcious November 28, 2021
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amazon roulette

When you've been drinking, buy things on Amazon, forgot you bought things while drinking, and random items show up at your house.
Apparently I played amazon roulette the other night because I have no idea what the boxes on my doorstep are.
by mooyo June 4, 2016
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Amazon slaves

Amazon slaves are the people who work for the Amazon delivery service and package, known for their slavery like work hours and the lack of labour rights, in fact they are more like slaves than workers.
Wow those Amazon slaves I felt pity of them
by Hippoliver August 10, 2022
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Amazon Amnesia

When you've been buying all your stuff on Amazon and you forget where to find it in the actual store.
"Excuse me, I have Amazon Amnesia, where can I find the toilet paper? My Amazon subscribe and save isn't here yet and I'm all out."
by kwyjibo1 July 30, 2017
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Amazon Peacock

A Dusty Dildo tainted with the blood, sweat, and tears of an Amazon worker; most commonly referred to as an "Amazon Peak Cock". Amazon Peacocks are often used as a way of knowing whether or not you still have your job during peak season as an Amazon employee.
Hey bro, you get fired, or did you get your Amazon Peacock from a manager?
by TheShrewd October 20, 2020
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