Amazon Lips

A pair of lips that is going to fall victim to Amazon’s wrath. This is often visually shown in the form of a commercial for Amazon Alexa.

Lips: *starts singing*

Some dude: "Yo that Amazon Lips is gonna die."

Lips: *eventually dies from something and turns into the Amazon smile icon*

by The_One_The_Fuzziest_46 December 8, 2025

Amazon Prime

Synonym for ‘super amazing’, it’s more than just amazing.

The food was okay, but the view was Amazon Prime!

by Lexiconcious November 28, 2021

Amazon Roulette

When you order a product from Amazon but you don't know whether you'll get the brand-named product or a cheap knock-off because Amazon mixes both products together under the same SKU at the warehouse.

Alice: Damn! I payed full price for these AK Army camouflage pants but what I got was some cheap quality Chinese knock-off.

Bob: That's what happens when you play Amazon Roulette. Anyone can start an FBA business so you really never know what you'll get until it arrives.
Alice: Good to know.

by Watchful Bob February 23, 2022

Amazon Threesome

A threesome involving three women. Bonus points if they are all tall and muscular.

"Change the subject Stan."

"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"

"They're my sisters Stan!"

by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015

Amazon Prime & Hypeness

(the opposite of 'Netflix & Chill') Going to a female's house or taking a female to your house and watch action movies that will ultimately trigger your energy, adrenaline, and vivacity to the point you find yourself narrating the dialogue and/or imitating what you see. You'll be so deep in your zone that neither of you are thinking about snuggling or getting intimate with each other.

"Baby girl I ain't for all that "love potion" shit. If you like lets go to my crib and indulge ourselves in a little Amazon Prime & Hypeness. I got plenty of superhero movies and martial arts flicks. I ain't setting the mood with no champagne or dim lights. I got cookies and cream, brownies, kool-aid and cranberry juice. Sound good?

by The Coolest Introvert December 7, 2021

amazonable

A business or industry in which the Amazon company, because of their financial resources, economies of scale and shipping capabilities, could easily enter and sell the products at a lower price and ship them faster than existing companies in that industry.

Because it is expensive and not easy to ship sheets of plywood and drywall like it is books and other small products, home improvement businesses like Home Depot and Lowe's are not easily Amazonable. Amazon {business online shopping Cyber Monday

by Octotrader February 10, 2018

Amazon punk

Punk who uses fast fashion for all their clothes
Usually became punk in around 2020 - 2021
Is mean to or judges other alternative people for no reason

"They are an amazon punk, Half their clothes are sold on amazon"

by Sir_DayDream February 13, 2022