Accidental Dig

When you wipe your butt a little to aggressively and your finger digs through the paper and causes pain.

Man, I was on the shitter and had an accidental dig. Now my butthole hurts.

by Tanner mcmuffin August 10, 2018

Flag

Get the Accidental Digmug.

Accidental Fetish

A sexual fetish that develops spontaneously when encountering something for the first time. This is always something horrifying, disgusting, or deeply embarrassing to you that you would never have suspected. Usually this type of fetish will involve something rare or hard to find e.g.:dead bodies, quadruple amputees, llamas spitting on you.

When I was getting my teeth cleaned the hygienist turned around to grab something and accidentally farted on me. My dick got so hard I couldn't stand it! Now all I can think about is that hot, foul, wind on my face. What kind of fucked-up accidental fetish is this!?!

by Happiness And Death June 21, 2019

Flag

Get the Accidental Fetishmug.

accidentally complimentary

This happens when you are speaking with someone that you really don't like and you somehow pay them a compliment which causes you to despise yourself for they now know that can recognize a positive quality in them. I have done this.

Emily: "Christine, I don't know how you made that situation work out for the best considering your lack of training. I guess you're just a natural."
Christine: "Thank you, Emily! I thought you didn't like me."
Emily: "Ummm. You are just fine. (in her mind - You dumb-ass doing the accidentally complimentary. Now she's your pal)

by von groovy August 8, 2024

Flag

Get the accidentally complimentarymug.

accidental curtain

When the front of a person’s boxers open when they don’t want them to.

I’d sleep I just my boxers at her place but I’m worried about an accidental curtain.

by Opalescentdumbass December 11, 2022

Flag

Get the accidental curtainmug.

Accidental

That's their response? "Ummm OOPS" 🤷 ♂️

Hym "How many accidental bombings have there been? Literally only that one? And the Israelis HAVEN'T been working with ANYONE to get aid into Gaza because IF THE HAD... Aid would be getting into Gaza. So that isn't true. It's not a 'warzone' because how many Israeli soliders have been killed? Is it 0? Does that mean all it would take to ensure that aid truck are safe is you the Israelis to not blow them up? Like... The aid truck is HERE... So just don't bomb there. Really. It's deranged. Your fans are literal retards if they believe that THAT was an accident."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

Flag