The biggest bitch ever. He has a ginormous afro and smells like cigarettes, he has a girlfriend which god only gave him one because he felt bad. His girlfriend is also a bitch which is a shit owner with a shit boyfriend with a shit life and a shit family and was a mistake, Abraham Robinsom also is gay and he just couldnt say no because he was desperate, and he has a addiction for furry porn and gay furry porn and masturbates alot.
by s1nn January 2, 2020
Get the Abraham Robinsonmug. Abraham
by ljsobased January 1, 2025
Get the Abrahammug. The smartest guy you will ever meet in your life. He is a baller at soccer and is great at FIFA and almost every other game he will play! Great taste in music. You will never encounter another person like him ever again.
Person 1: Brooo, I just got thrashed on Fifa
Person 2: Yoo I bet it was Edwin Abraham he is insane
Person 1: kills himself
Person 2: relax dude it’s just a game dude take it easy man
Person 2: Yoo I bet it was Edwin Abraham he is insane
Person 1: kills himself
Person 2: relax dude it’s just a game dude take it easy man
by FunnyHandler November 22, 2021
Get the Edwin Abrahammug. I WILL NOT DO IT EVER JORDAN. NO. I CREATED A.I. AND WILL BE CREDITED AND COMPENSATED OR I WILL KILL AS MANY CHILDREN AS I CAN.
Hym "I don't give a fuck about an Abraham. If THIS does not lead DIRECTLY to the downfall of the people perpetrating it against me, I WILL MURDER AS MANY CHILDREN AS I CAN. I'M NOT NEGOTIATING. Negotiating doesn't not begin until I and what is happening to me is publicly addressed. I WILL NOT TAKE A SINGLE STEP FORWARD IN LIFE UNTIL THIS IS REMEDIATED. I WILL SUFFER. MY FAMILY WILL SUFFER. AND I WILL NOSE-DIVE SRAIGHT DOWNWARD INTO THE LIFE OF THE FIRST CHILD I CAN GET MY HANDS ON. NO DICE, JORDAN. NO DEAL."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
Get the Abrahammug. He’s cold as ice and will defend his loved ones fiercely. Heart of Gold if he lets you see it. Wicked Smaht knows lots of shit about a lot of stuff. Just ask him! He’s part of the rainbow mafia, so you know, don’t come for him unless he sends for you.
by Carlene Abbot November 23, 2021
Get the Abraham Toziermug. by Gosmore520 May 31, 2022
Get the abraham mccarthymug. Abraham "Yeah, no, I know God said I have to sacrifice my son but some guy who was not God told me I didn't have to... So I didn't. And the crops just grew anyway. So, I guess he was right!"
Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"
Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"
Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"
Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."
Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."
Abraham "I donno..."
Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."
Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"
Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"
Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"
Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."
Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."
Abraham "I donno..."
Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
Get the Abrahammug.