I'm moving to America! ^_^
by Tory the Hermit June 23, 2014
America is a Nationalistic country
by Worst Meanings On This Websit May 10, 2019
America is the place where you would find an old white lady complaining to a Puerto Rican to "Speak English Mexican" , the place where everyone hates on Trump and those who don't are afraid to admit it-Yet he is the President, the place where All Lives Matter is extremely offensive to Black Lives Matter, the place where a shooting happens and people feel sorry about it...that's it, the place where congress members are old enough to fart dust, the place where most people think others talking about America are referring to ONLY the United States, the place where a 3rd of people are unable to answer what year 9/11 was on, half where NY is located, and less than a 5th of people where Iraq and Afghanistan is located, the place where food quantity over quality is valued, the place where there's "no such thing as British bacon... that's ham", the place where you see an Ashley Madison commercial on TV and no one bats an eye...Proceed to "This is America" by Childish Gambino.
"Hey Billy, is America a continent or a country?"
"You mean the United States? It's a country, dumbass."
"You mean the United States? It's a country, dumbass."
by Imallaboutthatlife November 21, 2018
America is made up of North America, South America, and Central America. Most commonly used by those who live in the United States as a name for their country, because they sometimes forget other countries exist.
"Oooh, this IS better! But the costume, so tight! Still, I can feel a righteousness surging! 'Hey,wanna have a rousing discussion about truth, honor, and patriotism? God bless America!"
by stophurtingme April 02, 2014
The thing that Donald Trump’s destroying.
by Stalker_99 June 30, 2018
America is a continent situated between the Atlantic Ocean and the Pacific Ocean. It has three parts: North America, Center America and South America. Even though everyone who was born in this continent should be called "American" this name is used only for people who was born in the United States "of" America which is only one country in this huge continent. And let's not forget the real inhabitants of this continent, the aborigins who were killed and damaged were the real americans too. However, in the spanish language the word "Americano" (translation for american) means anyone who was born in the continent called America, though some people can use this word to name the north american people, that's just a show of how powerful imperialist countries can impose whatever they want to anyone behind them. More specific words would be: North American, Center American and South American.
America was discovered by Cristobal Colón* on October 12th 1492**
*let's not change his name cause he was from Spain, it is also said that he was Italian(from Genova, which is probably true) and his name would be Cristobolo Colombo. Anyway, his name certainly wasn't "Christopher", lol, just gimme a break.
**This can be read in most text books, but the truth is that America had a population before the conquerors arrived, so that would be the date when the killing and robbing would gain a new name(then we could change "discovered" for "invaded" which sounds more accurate). Some folks like to call that the start of civilization in a savage continent, honestly that's bullshit.
*let's not change his name cause he was from Spain, it is also said that he was Italian(from Genova, which is probably true) and his name would be Cristobolo Colombo. Anyway, his name certainly wasn't "Christopher", lol, just gimme a break.
**This can be read in most text books, but the truth is that America had a population before the conquerors arrived, so that would be the date when the killing and robbing would gain a new name(then we could change "discovered" for "invaded" which sounds more accurate). Some folks like to call that the start of civilization in a savage continent, honestly that's bullshit.
by Hand of God December 29, 2005
Best country in the world
Beats Canada's fat ass
Land that invented football (not gay futball), basketball, baseball, apple pie, the telephone, the lightbulb, the oven, electricity, space travel, kicking ass in every war but one (the Vietnam war), kicking Canada's ass in the war of 1812, being famous for the large amount of big dongs sizes, has jelly belly jelly beans, beat the canadians and the germans at beerfest, has the best language ever, has the most missles, has balls unlike Canada that sits out of every war but one, reese's peanut butter cups, snickers, 3 musketeers, milkyway, smarties(no chocolate), M and Ms, Kimbo, Rambo, Chuck Norris, pro wrestling, man on woman sex (unlike Canada), Bruce Willis, Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones,and STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
Beats Canada's fat ass
Land that invented football (not gay futball), basketball, baseball, apple pie, the telephone, the lightbulb, the oven, electricity, space travel, kicking ass in every war but one (the Vietnam war), kicking Canada's ass in the war of 1812, being famous for the large amount of big dongs sizes, has jelly belly jelly beans, beat the canadians and the germans at beerfest, has the best language ever, has the most missles, has balls unlike Canada that sits out of every war but one, reese's peanut butter cups, snickers, 3 musketeers, milkyway, smarties(no chocolate), M and Ms, Kimbo, Rambo, Chuck Norris, pro wrestling, man on woman sex (unlike Canada), Bruce Willis, Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones,and STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
by Canada sucks my ball sac January 29, 2008