A person who has no reason to leave the house, bathe, shave, or even change their clothes because that purchasable in life, which would normally take errands--and the social hygiene associated with same--can be ordered to their front door step from that "internet rain forest" which has all.
Dude, the dog smells better than you. When was the last time you showered?!
Dude: I think it was some time back in the "modem days" dude, I'm not sure! I'm an Amazon shut in!
Dude: I think it was some time back in the "modem days" dude, I'm not sure! I'm an Amazon shut in!
by ribick November 21, 2019
Get the Amazon shut inmug. by Lexiconcious November 28, 2021
Get the Amazon Primemug. "Change the subject Stan."
"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"
"They're my sisters Stan!"
"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"
"They're my sisters Stan!"
by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015
Get the Amazon Threesomemug. Amazon slaves are the people who work for the Amazon delivery service and package, known for their slavery like work hours and the lack of labour rights, in fact they are more like slaves than workers.
by Hippoliver August 10, 2022
Get the Amazon slavesmug. That emptiness you feel when the Amazon truck comes down your street but doesn’t stop at your place. Seeing boxes with the Amazon smile at your neighbor’s, knowing there isn’t one waiting for you.
by Anonymous Sven October 5, 2021
Get the Amazon lustmug. A person that doesn't go outside and would rather purchase items online then go drive to the store. They also work from home and just don't want to go outside
by B agave G March 20, 2020
Get the Amazon crabmug. When you wake up in the morning and have no idea what you bought last night in Amazon and regret half of it once you find out.
by Robot0 October 11, 2023
Get the Amazon hangovermug.