wiping with leaves

Trying to avoid wiping your ass with your hand and not using poison ivy, oak, etc.

I was about to shit my pants in the deer stand so I climbed on down and was wiping with leaves so I didn't have shit on my asshole!

by Squirrel nest 4000 December 19, 2015

Wipe and wash

The act of wiping ur ass, and then washing your hands

Friend: Are you almost done in there?
Me: Yea I just need to wipe and wash

by Beyonslang January 20, 2018

Baby Wipe

The term “baby wipe” can be used to reference something you might smell after doing cocaine; referenced by ski mask slump god

Bruh this coke got me wondering where there’s a baby wipe at

by Mami. A September 8, 2018

Edmunds Wipe

Standing up to wipe your backside with one leg placed on the toilet seat and wiping from back to front.

I managed to front flip while doing an Edmunds wipe.

by Greennikotee April 11, 2020

hair wipe

Wiping the sweat from your facial hair after an intense workout or sexual activity.

Jack: Hey Adam wanna do another set of weights?
Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.

Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.

Wipe hair facial sex workout sweat donuts

by Twotalk November 12, 2015

app wipe

someone who does not understand the reall meaning of asswipe or a big douche bag. Can be used as a diss against someone

Your friend is an app wipe.

by the olympians January 5, 2010

jail wiping

When you stick your finger through a piece of fold toilet paper, stick your finger up your asshole, dig the poop out, and then wipe your finger off with the toilet paper around your finger.

Beau the nerd still is jail wiping even though he got out of jail.

by le monkey January 1, 2020