Gentleman Towel

A cloth or wash rag with a slit cut into the center. A man would then slide his dick into the slit right before ejaculating. During ejaculation, the man would catch the semen with the excess material surrounding the slit.

This device is used for simple cleanup during masterbation or during sexual intercourse.

Can also be used to remove ejaculate from the surface of many items or people(s).

Guy: Man, I have to head home.

Friend: Already? Why are you in such a rush?

Guy: I have to do a load of Gentleman Towel

Friend: Oh shit, your out? Yeah, hurry home.

by agent007ppk May 10, 2014

Internet-Towel

The towel kept by your computer to clean up bodily fluids escaping your body due to the internet.

I like to hide my internet-towel in the desk drawer to avoid questions from mom.

by Paintgirl January 5, 2011

rally towel

A sports towel one waves and twirls in the air, usually at a sporting event, anticipating a rally by the home team or building hype before a game.

We were waving our rally towels as the bases were loaded with no outs and Derek Jeter was at the plate.

by NooberCrooser October 12, 2014

Cleanup towel

A towel that someone and/or two people use to cleanup cum that is created when they masturbate and/or have sex.

Guy 1: " Hey, what's that on your sofa?"

Guy 2: "Oh, that's my cleanup towel"

by Mighty Thor 3 September 4, 2017

towel shorts

Shorts made from beach towels. See Showels

Grab your towel shorts and let's go to the beach!

by heckofaday May 19, 2016

towel nap

After you have a night of drinking and mistakes you take a shower and then nap in your towel to sleep and shower away your shame.

Example: I'm so hung over so I'm going to take a towel nap.

by Renaissance1 April 19, 2014

towel pic

Indirectly sending a cock pic to a girl, done by getting out the shower and wrapping up right in a towel with your meat outlined

That girl Mac sent the towel pic to has been seen by his whole church, now the cops are involved.

by TowelPic January 19, 2018