A Maddison Soon

A unit of time roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for a squirrel to plan a road trip — enthusiastic at first, but with endless scenic detours. Commonly understood to mean anywhere between ‘later today’ and ‘the heat death of the universe.

"She said she'd be ready in a Maddison Soon, so I brought a tent and snacks."

by sedski April 26, 2025

Soon

A word used by authors meaning the audiobook will be out sometime between now and the time you die.

Book 7 audiobook will be out soon.

by R4747 June 17, 2018

Soon

In a period of time determined by us.

harry: wen muteishon?
Garg: stfu, soon.
peter: wHy aRe YoU bUyInG $5k jOeGs

by anonpseudonym69 August 14, 2021

Soon

A period of three days

Dear students,

The result of the exam will appear in Osiris soon

by IBCstudent July 1, 2020

soon

Soon means in 26484884 years if the word is used by a member of One Direction.

Band member Niall Horan tells fans that a One Direction reunion is definitely happening soon.

by never179 June 9, 2017

Soon Keong

Soon Keong is a passive weirdo that tends to have a welcoming and attractive aura. They may have a chaotic and/or psychotic side to them which some may find interesting. Regardless, they treasure friendships over family and treats others with much respect.

Soon Keong is a very fun person!

by Milfs4Lyfe November 23, 2021

soon

never, or about 10 years

"guys, update will be soon"

by imgoinginsanelmao May 9, 2025