Shrek

Abby.

Ben: Oh my god look its shrek
Jake: no its just abby

by Spn21 December 24, 2016

Shrek

Shrek is the king we all warship him and his smexyness. GET OUT ME SWAMP.

Oh shrek? Yes, he the leader of our swamp

by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019

Shrek

A religion that many people believe in. The most common form only has one god known as Shrek. The god of onions. Other forms of Shrekism has a second god, Donkey.

Sam joined Shrekism
Because Shrek is love Shrek is life
“Hey there Shreker”
Very offensive

by DatisnitqBoi October 23, 2018

Shrek

when you think of onions and you get a boner; or you are cutting onions and you start to finger yourself wile moaning Shrek is love Shrek is life

jeff: i was cutting onions and i got a large shrek
Cletus: The masked anal avenger is shrek
Jeff: get the green candles (^-^) 8-----------------)~~~~~~~~~~~~~

by The Real OgreLord March 17, 2016

shrek

a god of the world

do you believe in shrek?

by a really really stupid person October 29, 2019

Shrek

A flying green ogre who favorite thing to do is rape little kids

Shrek came and raped that 8 year old

by aa99000 February 11, 2016

Shrek

the sexiest man

Me:dude have you seen shrek
Also me: yeah he is sooooo sexy

by querticle April 09, 2020