jayden root

a rat looking weirdo that is obsessed with sonic and love chili dogs. jayden is also a smol bean and has the worlds smallist dick.

person one: hi jayden rat i mean root

jayden root: chili dogs sonic uwu i have a small pp

person one: hes a wierdo.

by jdsgfjhfbjhdhfujshfjsgtedhlzkf November 24, 2021

bombay root

A tremendously loud and stinky fart.

When he broke wind, he farted so loud, long, and stinky I gagged and the Windows rattled. I asked him, "What was that?" He answered, "That Sir, was a Bombay Root."

by NubtheSquirrel April 23, 2016

rip root

The act of tugging on ones penis

Why go to work when you can sit home and rip root.

by Jimmy Joyce November 19, 2017

Chocolate root

A black dick!

Damn.... Mason check out that chocolate root!

by Brettwads August 12, 2017

Root digger

A bassist who tends to ride the root note of chords, shunning fifths, thirds, sevenths, and even passing notes. They often take the power stance and chug eighth and sixteenth notes throughout their bands' repertoire.

Note: Thus is not necessarily a bad thing, it is merely one style of playing bass.

Mike Dirnt used to write a lot of melodic bass lines, but since American Idiot he has become more of a root digger.

by -TracerBullet May 05, 2021

slippery root

a perso who is lacking the abilatie to stay in one place for more than a hour

OMG that person is such a slippery root

by you dont know me November 06, 2004

The Point of Root

The point of root is when one is at a point where there actions could not be any looser

Jim: Oi cunt look at that tradie over there, i think he has hit the point of root
Rod: Fucken oath he has, he's rootin a dead squirrel while taking a fat BOG down some poor cunts throat

by LooseOath from round the corna June 05, 2019