Pervert Theory

The theory is that a less than mid man has 1 or 2 experiences with a hot girl and begins to believe they are in the same league.
i hooked up with an ugly man and now he's going to be a pervert, its the pervert theory.
by wisconsinlover6974 May 08, 2023
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adam the pervert

adam is a pervert man and wants to be spunked on by little children and he loves his salad "mummy whens the salad ready" haha yh man he likes his mum a bit to much,if i could describe how much he likes little kids i would but i can't im sorry, he likes to spunk in his mums scrambled egg and say its thia sweet chilli, his mum had an accident 35 years ago when she met a man called mano boy who was a druggie, mano boy like his weed, he kept his curtains closed cuz the peelers wanted him rlly badly his mum banned from his house cuz i stool his school bag, haha yh man. this was a joke nothing here is serious
adam the pervert loves to spunk on children
by cum sticks September 27, 2019
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Pervert spot

A corner in a room that's fenced in by furniture, creating a weird little partly hidden area that you can't really do anything with, common in rented rooms. So called cause it's a spot a pervert could hide in
Kate rearranged her furniture in her room and now there's a pervert spot by the door
by spicedpotatoes September 01, 2019
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debate pervert

A term primarily used by socialist streamer Hasan Piker to refer to "debate bros" or political content creators who engage in debate. This term is used for people on the left and right, but it primarily came to be because Hasan wanted a way to mention liberal streamer Destiny without using his actual name as Destiny engages in debate and is known for his sexcapades. Outside of Hasan, it's usually a phrase used by socialist to primarily attack Destiny and Vaush, a controversial socialist commentator who also engages in debate.
"These contrarian debate perverts are starting to piss me off."
by Aerowave October 04, 2023
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pinche pervert

hey man stop being such a pinche pervert.
by iBarfsAlot December 01, 2009
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Cool Pervert

(>.o) Joker. From the fuge.
(>.o) Joker : -Snaps her bra.- You loved it. -Does the fonz's pose.-
Her : If you wasn't such a cool pervert, I'd break your nose.
by (>.o) Joker. June 15, 2010
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Pervert Cat

A cat that is chonky and perverted in nature, has ultimate rizz and loves women. Sigma cat
Pervert cat, oh pervert cat
Go up there and take a shat

Go up there, get on that self
And don't you try to ---- yourself
by Macandcheeseenjoyer July 21, 2023
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