Ford

Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

Why buy a Ford when you could've just bought a Dodge.

by MyZtYkAl76 May 21, 2018

ford

Piece of shit truck that are found on road dead, fixed or repaired daily, fucked on race day, fucker only runs downhill

The ford had to be fixed on race day

by chevyisawzum24 March 12, 2016

FORD

Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
Never buy one they will always fail you. Don't be a fanboy be a smart man.

Damn my Ford is broke again.

Jack: Found your truck on the side of the road.
Jessie: Yeah Its a Ford it what they are known for!
Ford's are a horrid car brand that are usually in need of as much fixing as possible.
Ford Mustangs are the crowd's worst nightmare.
RUN A MUSTANG!
Fuck should've bought a Chevy, these Fords suck!

by CoffeeBling May 08, 2018

Forded

To make a pile of money off of other people, particularly when damaging said people in the process. Similar but more morally dubious than pyramid scheme due to the targeting of a single person for damage, garnering the money from crowdfunding. (see also sarkeesing, quinning.)

Person 1: "How can you afford all these new front doors?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally forded some cis male scum."

by notyourordinarynomdeplume October 05, 2018

It's a Ford

A phrase to be used when something goes wrong with a car. Generally said when speaking about a Ford vehicle, but not necessarily.

Jake: *noticing Will's side mirror is halfway broken off*
"Hey man, what happened to your mirror?"
Will: "Well...It's a Ford."

Greg: *bumps the passenger door, door proceeds to fall off*
"Damn. I guess it's a Ford."

by OneWithDarkness April 02, 2007

Ford

A car,truck that is only good for changing the letters around to make "DORF"

Stupid Ford Driver 1:DUDE!GUESS WHAT DUDE!
Stupid Ford Driver 2:Dude,what dude?
Stupid Ford Driver 1:I changed the lettering around on my 1972 Ford Ranchero and now it says "DORF"!
Stupid Ford Driver 2:DUDE!SWEET DUDE!

by EvilPandaDog December 20, 2008

Ford

Some one with unbelievable knowledge, and skill in the form of FPS games.

Terrorist1: See that guy own our whole team with the D eagle? Terrorist2: Yeah, He is so ford.

by Ford|Rsb January 30, 2008