“Guys… any tips on how to remove a cylinder of a 2 inch diameter from a M&M’s jar (preferably without damaging it?)”
by anonymous February 2, 2024


When you get lit as fuck off Meth and Morphine, and you start puking, but get even higher after puking.
by daddy's bad little bitch August 16, 2018

“Honey I forgot my anal beads, but I know you like peanut M&M’s. You wanna suck them out of my ass?”
by I_love_peanut_M&M’s February 19, 2024

1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.
2. A man's body hair.
3. The slang term for colorful feces.
4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.
5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.
2. A man's body hair.
3. The slang term for colorful feces.
4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.
5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.
1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'
2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'
3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'
4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'
5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'
2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'
3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'
4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'
5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'
by Harry Tessa Tickle III January 29, 2023

by RETRO SF July 5, 2018
