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M&M’s jar

A thing to get your dick stuck in at 3am
“Guys… any tips on how to remove a cylinder of a 2 inch diameter from a M&M’s jar (preferably without damaging it?)”
by anonymous February 2, 2024
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M&M

When you get lit as fuck off Meth and Morphine, and you start puking, but get even higher after puking.
"Bro I got M&M'd the fuck up last night."

"You should so try doing M&M, it's fun."
by daddy's bad little bitch August 16, 2018
mugGet the M&Mmug.

Peanut M&M’s

Makeshift anal beads in which one partner must suck the candy out the “bum” of another partner.
“Honey I forgot my anal beads, but I know you like peanut M&M’s. You wanna suck them out of my ass?”
by I_love_peanut_M&M’s February 19, 2024
mugGet the Peanut M&M’smug.

m&m

He threw the m&m's first.
by Seducier April 20, 2018
mugGet the m&mmug.

Salted M&M Cupcakes

1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.

2. A man's body hair.

3. The slang term for colorful feces.

4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.

5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.
1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'

2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'

3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'

4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'

5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'
by Harry Tessa Tickle III January 29, 2023
mugGet the Salted M&M Cupcakesmug.

M&M's

Slang for Ecstasy; the pressed pill form of MDMA ( Methylenedioxymethamphetamine)
"Yo are you selling any M&M's right now?"
by RETRO SF July 5, 2018
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