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Sarcasm

Only the most effective way to irritate adults, or any authority figure for that matter. Sarcasm is the use of words or phrases that mean the opposite of the message that you are trying to convey.

Also useful for fighting against stupidity, e.g. "you think it's a good idea to go jump that guy but then say hey man it's just a prank". In this situation, sarcasm is the best possible response. You should say, "yeah, right", in the most painfully obvious way as to say that you are joking. This is because, due to sarcasm's rather contradictory and convoluted nature, you automatically get PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. The way you use plausible deniability in this context is that if your friend were to get away with it, people might say that you encouraged him by saying "yeah". However, you can claim that you were being sarcastic. On the flipside, however, if your friend were to get stabbed, you would claim sarcasm as to debunk any responsibility for your friend's new injuries.

Also commonly used when in a bad mood, to convey that you are upset but unwilling to talk about it, typically accompanied by eye rolling.
Person 1: "so, how was school"
Person 2: "just GREAT!" With such dramatic eye rolling that they may as well be wheels
Person 1: "I don't like your sarcasm"
Person 2: "what, the sarcasm I got from you?"
by Godly_Goose July 7, 2016
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Sarcasmer

Justin: dude, Ashley Is giving me mized messages. I have a small dick but she told me she was so amazed by the size
Eric: dude she was messing with you, she is such a sarcasmer.
by sarcasmer September 23, 2020
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Sarcasmic

My friend was sarcasmic while he was high.

Jk
by Florple the great February 7, 2020
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Sarcasm

something that Ellie can’t handle and immediately says “how rude”.
sarcasm is ellie saying how rude
by elz_belzxx July 28, 2019
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Sarcasm

A statement(spoken/unspoken) with no emotion to convey a meaning opposite of the statement. The statement is often pared with words that exaggerate/affirm that statement, and is often used to mock or ridicule something.
She is *definitely* going to that concert. (Said with sarcasm)
by Beryllium1 August 29, 2023
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Sarcasm

Smartass

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Moronic
Sarcasm is my primary form of communication.
by 1 Antinome August 22, 2019
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Sarcasm

The ability to insult an idiot without them realizing it.
That was sarcasm
by Zombie Unicorn Kitty April 4, 2017
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