forbidden v

The v-shaped smear of feces, sweat, and butt-lint found on the rear part of a toilet seat. The v shape comes from the gap between the buttocks, and the feces, sweat, and butt-lint come from ineffective wiping techniques.

I was going to poop at the restaurant, but the only toilet there had a forbidden v.

by Jimmy Carr December 3, 2011

Beat my V

(v.) Female rendering of auto-stimulation.

Girl One: "I'm sorry that guy turned out to be a total ass."
Girl Two: "It's okay...I guess now I could just...beat my v..."

by Yankee11 December 17, 2011

v&v

Vicodin & Vodka

I'm so fucked up in v&v right now.

by Nawesome_sauce December 10, 2013

tha carter v

Tha Carter V is the 12th studio album by the G.O.A.T Lil Wayne

Hey man you listen to Tha Carter V yet?

Ya G that shit goes hard

by Jwaren37 September 30, 2018

V-bucks

In-game currency in a game called fortnite, often bought by 12 year olds stealing their mom’s credit card.

Random kid: yo I just stole my moms credit card and bought 10,000 V-Bucks!

Another random kid: cool
*mom comes out of nowhere*
Mom: what did you say?????

by Krazy Boi December 25, 2018

Green V-Bucks

Way to talk about weed without everyone else around knowing

Requis: I need a pound of green v-bucks if you know what i am saying
Requis teacher: damn these kids with that fortnite again

by Gekyume Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy June 19, 2019

V-Gundy

A fat person who resembles a piece of gum. These people avoid cardio exercise at all cost.

Marcellus “Look at that fat kid over there not doing anything.”

Bill “Oh that’s a V-Gundy. He doesn’t do much.”

by JoeMamma315 August 26, 2019