Jeremy

He normally has the biggest and hairiest fucking dick and he is really dirty minded and he normally likes girls called Emily. Usually he masturbates and pretends he is with Emily.

Jeremy: Do you want to see my boner it’s so fucking big!!!

Emily: Lemme try it out

Jeremy: Hell yea

by quber_ March 3, 2019

Jeremy

A person that has a very large penis at least 14 inches loves playing baseball and knows how to treat his girl he is the most kind funny handsome dude you will ever meet he also loves to act gay with devin and Aidan all the time!!!

I wish i was Jeremy

by Godjr102 May 20, 2018

Jeremy

Mean dude

Big nose
Skis a lot

Man you're beating a real Jeremy right now

by The mountain November 1, 2016

Jeremy

A childish man. Lives with his parents long after age 30. Most likely has a child but will fail as a real dad. If you come across a Jeremy be warned.

Hate to be like Jeremy over there.

by pickle1987 January 25, 2013

Jeremy

A vaginal secretion of epic proportions, usually smells and tastes like bloated camel guts

she had to wear a pad when she felt a jeremy coming on, a tampon would not suffice.

by darkinthepants April 11, 2011

Jeremy

Cheap shot after a game or round has ended.

Dude after I pulled off my mask I got jeremyed in the face!

by shinygolden god December 2, 2010

Jeremy

An asshole with a small penis. Known for dating black chicks. A piece of shit.

(Also known as the quarter inch killer)

I took a Jeremy yesterday.

by BA mofo November 19, 2014