Person 1: do you have any abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the breath of fucking versailles
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the breath of fucking versailles
by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

Unbelievably bad sex.
by Didugetyourticketstothegunshow April 4, 2020

by MASSIVEHEADACHE June 24, 2025

Guy 1: you're such an asshole.
Guy 3: no he is.
Guy 2: shut the fuck up, motherfuckers.
Guy 3: k.
Guy 1: ok sure.
Guy 3: no he is.
Guy 2: shut the fuck up, motherfuckers.
Guy 3: k.
Guy 1: ok sure.
by tbone42 October 28, 2018

Hym 'Man, I wish I could manage to give a single fuck but alas I just do not care about any of that. The value ain't going to matter. The is actually only one thing that matters and until it's remediated I just could care less about anything."
by Hym Iam August 13, 2023

After looking at all those pictures, I swear it’s like he was really there. And he phantom fucked the shit outta me!
by EagerEscapist January 14, 2024
