Bryn Fucking W

The bitch that drinks all my dr. pepper. The bitch that hung Kermit the frog from my fan. the bitch that makes me get starbucks every 3 seconds. The bitch that walks in my house whenever she wants. The bitch that I call my crazy ass best friend :).

The Bryn Fucking W is my best friend.

by jordisdrummodumbo February 4, 2021

Fuck cream sundae

A fuck cream sundae is when a male ejaculates onto a freshly made sundae during the end of sexual orientation. He then proceeds to put a cherry on top and begins eating it with his spouse out of sexual pleasure. If his spouse is male thats hella gay.

Guy 1: how wacky are you guys in the bed room?
guy 2: super, last night we shared a fuck cream sundae
guy 1: ya'll fuckers stay away from me and my family do you understand? i will not hesitate to call the fucking cops.

by Shred June 24, 2018

monjey fuck

A homeless orgy

I can’t wait for that monjey fuck this weekend under the overpass

by MagicBurrito December 15, 2023

Fuck sponge

A bed mattress or couch or any other household furniture item containing cotton or foam padding.

Got a new fuck sponge for the bedroom

by xGRIMMxREAPRx February 4, 2021

annoying fuck

someone who's so fucking annoying that you have to slap their balls, this one person gets on your nerves so much you cant help but throw hem off a bridge.

That kid is an annoying fuck, I almost just wanna throw him off a bridge so he can suffer and die as an annoying piece of shit.

by hehehehehhahahahahaha September 28, 2020

fuck the staff day (not owners)

On december 18th the owners and non staff members can haress the staff and there is nothing the staff can do about 11

fuck the staff day (not owners)

by OfficerAri December 11, 2021

Bear Fuck

To. We aggressively pounded by a large penis. Also must be said by a Greek lady.

Lauren, I just want to bear fucked today on a bear rug.

by Diltzy June 24, 2017