jiminy fuck

When all voices of reason are saying “fuck”

*8 leg parlay misses by 1 leg, player needed 2 more points*
“Jiminy FUCK”

by Turfy9905 March 27, 2024

nose fuck

To stick ones penis, into the nose fucking hole ( nostrils ) specifically the left one, to avoid pregnancy! As nose fucking is often done in the 'fling' sense,. On the rare occasion one wishes to become impregnated via "nose fuck," they shall simply use the right nostril. Then prepare for the same nose hole to be used as a birth canal in the coming months.

"I nose fucked my girlfriend in the right hole, now shes preggers."

by ihaveasorenose March 28, 2024

FUCK FACE

1. A PERSON WHO IS TWO FACED.

2. A PERSON WHO IS NICE TO YOU WHEN FACE TO FACE, BUT STABS YOU IN THE BACK WHEN YOUR NOT AROUND.

3. A PERSON WHO TRIES TO MAKE THEMSELF LOOK GOOD IN FRONT OF A PERSON OF AUTHORITY AND/OR AN EMPLOYER.

JOE IS A TOTAL FUCK FACE

by JOHNNY 100 March 29, 2024

Mendacious Fucks

This is the name of the sports franchise that Kara Swisher and Scott Galloway invented in March of 2024 on their podcast. Although it started as a joke they were funded by Mark Cuban to build a new tier 2 world soccer team called the Mendacious Fucks. My name is an inside joke because Scott uses that handle to insult people with a big word that they don't understand. He's basically calling people liars which is kind of a fun name for an international soccer sports franchise.

Scott laid out the challenge. He was going to take on wrexham he was going to create a billion dollar Enterprise with his partner Kara all in sports by not caring about sports at all. He was the king of the Mendacious Fucks and they were playing all attack football and selling a lot of merch.

by robtyrie March 29, 2024

goddamn fucking stupid shitty motherfucking

just "fucking" but way stronger

YOU GODDAMN FUCKING STUPID SHITTY MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!!!!

by the132guy March 30, 2024

fuck the menstrual cycle

An exclamation of hatred towards menstrual cycles.

Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”

by sirsmashalot March 30, 2024

Fuck nigga

A nigga who just be built like a whole ass bitch. A nigga that leaves his niggas stranded in a whole other city with no way home, doesn’t offer his guests food or nun. Only thing they can do is hoop

“Yo why Yonathon leave you guys stranded in his city?”

“He just always been a fuck nigga”

by Bemnet123 March 30, 2024