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What the fuck

Phrase.
Wtf (Abbreviation) or What the fuck, generally used when an untterly unbelievable situation with emotions related to surprise/disbelief/confusion/anger/happiness (in general, confusion) is confronted by an individual.

Can also use exclamations and "what the actual fuck!" for further emphasis.
Person 1: Dude I freaking love this guy, i also hate him and i've been extremely toxic to him but i can't live without him so i've been torturing him for a few years. But i love himmm

Person 2: What the fuck mate?!
by Yep_pseudonym March 11, 2023
mugGet the What the fuckmug.

Fuck

Its a nother word for sex. We like rhis word alot
by Skjdhd November 24, 2020
mugGet the Fuckmug.

No fuck

A statement for when someone says something stupidly obvious
Person 1: It’s sunday so let’s make the most of the last day.

Person 2: Yeah, sounds good.
Person 3: We have school tomorrow.
Person 1: Well yeah, no fuck
by J4VA June 4, 2023
mugGet the No fuckmug.

National Fuck Day

Yeah, I’m about to fuck my girlfriend on National Fuck Day.
by Dickridah3000;) November 20, 2020
mugGet the National Fuck Daymug.

Fuck monkey

When a guy gets pegged and screams “OO OO AUGH AUGH~” while getting it in the ass
Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.

If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.
by phelon (felon) July 2, 2024
mugGet the Fuck monkeymug.

Fuck off

Fuck off is a way of identifying yourself when you really don’t want a relationship or sex, it isn’t like being aromantic or asexual in the sense that people who identify as fuck off don’t want to be a nuisance and feel like trying to identify as something common then telling people about it is a form of narcissism
Person 1: “do you like guys girls or anyone in general?”

Person 2: “no, I identify as fuck off, it means I want you to back the hell away from me
by ThatRandomGuyOnline October 4, 2020
mugGet the Fuck offmug.

Fuck in the Face

1. When someone makes you a scapegoat for something in front of an audience or team for which you take the fall.
Worker 1: how did the presentation go?
Worker 2: My boss didn't support my idea, it was a fuck in the face
by Teh Hoe January 6, 2012
mugGet the Fuck in the Facemug.

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