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You’re fucking sad.

A way to describe someone who is pathetic.
Gyatt.”
You’re fucking sad.”
by Asnickalone January 2, 2024
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may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.
Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"
by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016
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Fuck life

J: man fuck life, I'm just gonna stay in bed
by Existinghere April 6, 2022
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Fuck

Hey man, fuck

Oh yeah dude, totally fuck
by Growlithe2007 September 27, 2020
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Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020
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Fuck me!

1. Used during sexual intercourse - often demanding deeper penetration from the recieving end

2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation

3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten
1. Fuck me!

2. Bus blown up in Eastleigh? Fuck me!

3. Fuck me! These brownies are good!
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
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Guy Fucks Day

It’s a day to celebrate the Guy. He knows who he is.
Happy Guy Fucks Day! What’s the dude’s name who is Matt on Avenue 5?
by dingusmaximvs January 3, 2024
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