Guy 1: "Bro my dogs a fuck tard he shit in the middle of the damn road"
Guy2: "damn he really is a fucktard"
Guy2: "damn he really is a fucktard"
by The urban 101 July 3, 2023
Get the Fuck tardmug. 
Guy 1: "Im gonna go to your house and fuck your wife and you won't do anything about it"
Guy 2: "The fuck you can boy, I will slit your throat and make you gargle on your own blood"
Guy 2: "The fuck you can boy, I will slit your throat and make you gargle on your own blood"
by trust me bro, i know April 20, 2019
Get the The fuck you canmug. Sarah: "hey its grab ass mon-"
Lucy: "you got that from snapchat right?"
Sarah: "yeah"
Lucy: "well it doesn't count because its shut the fuck up snapchat month"
Lucy: "you got that from snapchat right?"
Sarah: "yeah"
Lucy: "well it doesn't count because its shut the fuck up snapchat month"
by imtiredofthisbsplease October 3, 2020
Get the shut the fuck up snapchat monthmug. Mainly teenage boys who collect nudes from other girls and watch porn for a living. They think they are top shit but the truth is they ain't and everyone hates them.
by 12345677282818188181 October 3, 2016
Get the dumbass fuckmug. 
1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans
Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
"throw that fucking can opener away!"
"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"
"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"
"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"
"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."
"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"
"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"
"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"
"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."
"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
by Red one... out May 6, 2014
Get the fucking can openermug.