Stunt wanking

Wanking in dangerous situations or positions, doing tricks to hit targets or break records

Mick was stunt wanking and shot himself in the eye

by Chuck Ebz January 4, 2022

Travel Wank

Carrying genitals or sexual
Pleasure toys on the go, prepared impromptu wank on the go.

Travel wanking is a wank on the go.

by Acidbbq March 19, 2022

Wank station

A small area dedicated to the upkeep and maintenance of ones manhood

I put a big shift in last night at the wank station really feeling it today

by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019

Wank

Another way of saying jank. Defining something that is senseless, stupid, odd, weird, etc.

3 a.m. school night
*video game noises*

Billy: Man I should really go to sleep my schedule is wank.

Ex. 2

Janette: Did you hear what happened to Patricia?

Michael: No, what happened?
Janette: She fell while cheerleading and the coach yelled at her like a lunatic!
Michael: Really? That shits wank. She shouldn’t be yelling at her.

by Amonymous July 27, 2018

national wank over ex day

on the 10th october every year it’s the time where u hunt down the nice photos ur ex sent you and have a great time to them and maybe even text her

happy national wank over ex day my favourite ex fancy sending send some nice photos baby

by hwggg October 9, 2025

Wank Material

Something and/or someone that can be used to enhance a person's masturbating experience. Common wank materials include vibrators and pornography.

The manager of the company led the two individuals, Joanna and Fredrick, to an interesting grey-walled room, filled with some sort of assorted materials, all different colours stacked neatly on different shelves. A television screen placed right at the back centre of it all, playing what seemed to be animated Not-Safe-For-Work (NSFW) content (see "hentai").
"What.. is all this stuff?" Joanna asked, gazing at the colour-assorted items in the room.
The manager put his fists on his hips, looked at the material and proudly exclaims, "These.. are just some examples of our range of wank material! We've got vibrators, lube, copies of famous pornography, you name it! Use it for any sexual desire you both may have~" He lowers his hands and looks at both Joanna and Fredrick with a smirk. "That is, if you both are in a relationship ready to take things further." The manager winks, leaving the two in a state of confusion and embarrassment.

by short_story_examples May 31, 2023

French Wank

Masturbating whilst humming the French national anthem.

Last night I had a French wank before sleep.

by TheGreatGDog April 25, 2024