Suck a toe

Adjective: to suck a toe.

To tell someone to suck a toe, is essentially the mash up of “fuck off” and “kiss my ass”, in a much more PG way, and is much more socially acceptable in an environment with slightly less than chill adults.

Guy 1: oh my god, why would you stab my hand with your pencil?!

Guy 2: I’m sorry man, I didn’t see it there.
Guy 1: Jesus dude. Go suck a toe.

by Luna20 October 20, 2023

Toe Pusher

A toe pusher is a bad scenario you didn't sign up to, but you gotta push through anyways

"I was riding my back the other day and got a flat ,so I had to push it all the way back home, was a toe pusher"

by nahu1789 June 11, 2017

me me toe

A small Asian midget that’s smart. He is also a big doe member, he is also known as egg egg toe.

Person 1: Yo do you see that smart Asian midget over there?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: That’s a me me toe.

by Faiaz very pro November 20, 2023

Toe-Toe Bombed

When someone shares a photo, but hasn’t realised they’ve caught their toes in the shot!

Lovely picture of your cats mate, but sort those manky toes out!

Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!

by VonC September 18, 2021

Toe Gobblers

The Toe Gobblers are an elite and inspiring groupchat with the zestiest people in its contents. The people on it r boss 😎

Person 1 : Did you hear ab toe gobblers?
Person 2: I’m so jealous, I could never be one! I’m so jealous

by The Toe Gobbler June 10, 2023

Tar the toe

Spit on the tip

Tar the toe, and you’re good to go!

by VoosNnoort February 16, 2019

koala toe

Australian slang for a tampon.

My sheila told me to stop by the corner store for a pack of koala toes before shark week.

by loloculus July 31, 2025