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spider horse

a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.
did you spider horse that joe last night?
by Jews Did 911 July 21, 2019
mugGet the spider horsemug.

Of course on a horse

"I have severe depression"-Tej

"Of course on a horse"-Yusuf
by Tej belkabar March 14, 2019
mugGet the Of course on a horsemug.

Horse Juice

Another name for tequila due to a horses affinity for it.
"Last night I found a trail of horse juice leading back to the barn. that was an expensive bottle too!"
by greenwaterr August 16, 2022
mugGet the Horse Juicemug.

horse apiece

Use widely in Wisconsin bar dice game called Horse played for drinks or juke box, often against the bartender. To win, you must win two out of three games. If you each have won a game, it is a horse apiece.

Also often used to state equality.
"You can take County F north or County HH east, the distance is a horse apiece."
by Yellowdog777 April 16, 2024
mugGet the horse apiecemug.

One horse town

There's no such thing as a one horse town any more than there is such a thing as a one fish pond.
This town you're calling a one horse town and are claiming to be the one horse in isn't that at all dork, and that's coming from someone that unlike you is actually from the town originally. For those of us originally from the town, the fight against you, even if it's just me fighting, isn't about superiority or finding out who's better than who, it is about home for me as it is for them. Nobody but you cares about a stupid fucking battle for superiority which is why nobody wants you around.
by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021
mugGet the One horse townmug.

Horse cock

by Weaponlad July 27, 2022
mugGet the Horse cockmug.

Hennessy Horse Rider

When a white woman engages in sexual acts with multiple black men.
Just drove by the park and saw some woman doing the Hennessy Horse Rider with a basketball team.
by Mr.Dingo August 12, 2025
mugGet the Hennessy Horse Ridermug.

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