Happy Meal

When a man has an over abundance of preejaculate while inside a woman, pulls out, and goes down on her, inevitably eating his own sperm.

“Hey Luke! Carla told me about how she served you a Happy Meal last night before you went in for the full burger.”

by Murlock69 July 13, 2023

Happy Slap

When a man slaps his phallus on a woman or man's asshole repeatedly. Often seen in pornos.

I was having sex with my wife last night and i pulled out and happy slapped her.

by Iron--Mike May 16, 2016

Happy ketchup pot

When your girlfriend is on her period but is in a good mood.

Wave: “Good morning happy ketchup pot”
Lee: “Good morning loml 😊”

by Lilli_Bit November 6, 2021

Happiness

when your definition doesn't get rejected for the urban dictionary you experience this

She was filled with happiness as she read that her definition wasn't rejected

by I CAN READ, CAN YOU? July 25, 2020

happy

not sad

person 1: how do you feel?
person 2: happy!
person 1: so you’re not sad?
person 2: happy!

by yoiiluvqs May 27, 2022

happy santa

When you or your partner inserts talcum powder into the anus so stimulate orgasm.

Happy santa always makes my anus so full.

by peepeegeegee July 28, 2021

Happy Trail

The path of hair leading from a dudes belly button to his dick.

Richard! Put your shirt back on! No one wants to see your nasty happy trail, you Dick!

by chkn nuget dino October 21, 2018