Salt Tea

A sugar free Arnold Palmer Malt Beverage made by Salt-Tea Beverage Company

"Wow! That guy is drinking a Salt Tea. He is so dreamy"

by The_Salty_Dog August 19, 2008

Boston Tea Party

Getting a bunch of British chics in a tub of dirty water, preferably after performing a "Boston Cream Pie". Then tea-bagging them with your American balls, one after the other after not showering for a week. All while drinking a Sam Adams and pouring Earl Grey on their little British heads.

Those girls were so drunk last night, they let me throw them a Boston Tea Party!

by Metalbish February 7, 2022

Bubble tea

When you have an insanely hot girl and she turns up one day with chocolate straws and a weird gleam in her eye she probably wants to do bubble tea

This is where you drink tea through a straw from each other’s ass.

Boy - “…that was crazy, when I swallowed something solid at one point I felt my mind pop. That bubble tea just blew my mind!”

Girl- “omg I love you. Can I get a keep-in tonight?”

by Kironigmo January 5, 2022

Tea Temper

The result of insulting a wealthy English person into the upper class equivalent of a psychopathic rage; specifically, shaking so much that they spill their tea.

Not to be confused with talentless "musician" Tempah T.

David Cameron is owed a Tea Temper, all over his trust funded crotch.

by AndyTheRoo May 14, 2011

atlantis tea bag

When a man is sitting at a toilet and his balls touch the water.

I ran into the Marriott to use the bathroom, and I ended up with an Atlantis Tea Bag.

by Orlando’s Silky Johnson November 4, 2021

clock my tea

To bring sum to everyone’s attention or talk about drama

Léa is trynna clock my tea

by Fiiii May 14, 2024

Devo-tea

A person who is devoted to and enthusiastic about all things iced tea.

Susan only drinks Sweet Tea with her McAlister's order. She's a real devo-tea.

by TeaIsLife May 17, 2022