Squinty Tits

Squinty tits (noun): A slang term for a female's breasts, especially when her nipples are uneven and resemble squinting eyes. The term is often used in a playful or humorous way, and it is not meant to be taken seriously.

Here are some examples of how the term "squinty tits" can be used in a sentence:

"She had the most amazing squinty tits."
"I love your squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are always cold."
"I'm going to go get a massage for my squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are the best part of me."

by Squinterz April 11, 2023

J-tits

Adj: Shape of a woman's breast resembling that of the letter J. Long, sloping and curves outward away from the body.

That girl had a set of J-tits that were borderline tribal. I mean I could hang a coat on those things.

by eastondle February 26, 2012

Scrotum-tit

when a part of someones body is saggy, ugly and wrinkly. Like a scrotum for a tit.

Quiet you look like a Scrotum-tit!

by All American Man April 18, 2017

Tit Spit

A chunky, salsa like liquid that comes out of a woman's titties; especially when they're on their period.

Boyfriend: God dammit! Clean up your Tit Spit!

by Iggi Niggi August 30, 2019

tit hit

The thing applied to the hoes that be needing one.

"You're just BEGGING for a tit hit."

by CBass5342 November 23, 2016

Guitar tit

Guitar tit is when a chick is playing a guitar while sitting and her tit rests on the body of the guitar.

"I saw this chick on instagram yesterday, she was shredding an awsome solo but her guitar tit distracted me"

by Issjoy July 26, 2020

Waffle tits

To put a girls boobs in a waffle iron causing her boobs to become waffle shaped

Rad Tod: *grabs girl's boob and then puts it on a waffle iron*

Lena: OWWWWW

Rad Tod: hehe you got waffle tits

by The Jonkler January 10, 2022