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David

David is usually a very kind and loving person, who always tries their best to help. They can be a bit stupid sometimes but they don't mean to harm anyone.
David also has a good taste and loves Monster Energy.

But be warned, they take things personally pretty fast and don't get over shit fast. If you don't keep contact, they will take it personally.
Person: Stfu David..
David: Okay *shuts up*
Person: Nooo talk, I didn't mean it like that!
by corrupteddavid April 10, 2021
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David

There are 2 types of Davids, The dickhead and the mentally unstable one. The dickhead one is usually Romanian whilst the mentally unstable one is Portuguese. Romanian David is usually a wanna-be big man that tries to fit in with the 'HARD' guys, while the Portuguese David rages at mobile games after losing 1 match of PVP. Portuguese David likes to spend his life savings on one game, rage at the game, quit the game and come back to it 3 seconds later.
Guy 1: Who's that Romanian guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, a total dickhead!
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Guy 1: Who's that Portuguese guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, he smashed his phone over a mobile game!
by JoinMyDiscord September 26, 2021
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David

A really suspicious man, could be gay or not...We don't know....
Me: yo, what's up David!
Him: *Slaps My Dick*
Me: Nah, you gay...
by DomiDICKs March 10, 2023
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David

is a hot guy who is respectful and funny he is quite but overprotective and will do anything and everything for his true love no matter what. He will always be there no matter what is happening at that moment and will kill anybody who hurts the people he cares about.
by The nightmare of life September 8, 2021
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David

David, he’s sweet chatting and everything I or we all could want. He’s all of our wishes in human form.
?- damn have you seen David?

?- yeah he’s so sweet, just so charming!
by iscream. December 27, 2022
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Brad-todd Liam David Smith

This is the homie, the legend, the man himself. This frat bro always acts drunk, and pulls no girls. You can rely on him to always accidentally insult you, or maybe not an accident. Terrible at math yet is the only one who actually pays attention. His friend Chad is the goat, this is who you actually want to hang with. If you ever come across Brad-todd Liam David Smith, run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.
Yo Brad-todd Liam David Smith, what’s your math grade?

Idk man but Chad’s is higher.
by hiitsurmomhere May 28, 2022
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David Clark

Who is this David Clark guy? Is he a Jew? He liked one of my posts on Facebook. I didn’t even add anyone.

Do any of you UrbanDictionary Jews know him?
by anonymous March 12, 2022
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