wet turtle

When you must fart and suspect it's only gas but instead a wet blob of poop blasts into your to trousers, the poop was hard on the inside but had a shield of poo juice around it, the whole poop is yellow or green so it looks like a liquified turtle 🐢 which is rather upsetting and embarrassing...

Man in Restaurant: 'Hey babe look out imma rip a silent but violent right quick while no one's looking.'
Woman in Restaurant: 'Ok bae let er rip!'
Man in Restaurant: 'ah fuck babe now I gotta run home and change pants I blasted a wet turtle and it's messy!'

by Stankbiscuits November 21, 2021

Turtle

Turtle AKA the biggest beggar alive.

Turtle Free battle? Give free rn? Fucking idiot give free

by Turtle_NL February 2, 2020

Turtle Strategy

When your hooking up with a girl and you don’t relax when you kiss and go too hard 😈

Example: Nikita Fishman does the turtle strategy too much!

by stacy moiseyeva June 5, 2020

turtle skinz

someone who wearz tha preppie stuff or makez fun of blackz but are black!preppie jock people!!!

john you wear too much turtle skinz or u belong with tha preppie turtle skinz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!holla

by nick tha pimp March 16, 2003

Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.

I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.

by Fotindigo January 25, 2019

Ninja Turtle

A turtle that is classified as a ninja but actually it's a secret!

Bobby ate a huge ninja turtle.

by WhyYouAlwaysLyinOMG March 24, 2017

turtling around

To move slowly or take forever to do something.

Omg, Abbie quit turtling around. Let's go!

by PandasBiscuit November 8, 2014