piss shit

When you've had a heavy night and the first thing in the morning (or several times in the morning) you regret it.

OMG i've just had the craziest piss shit in my life, pissing through your arse isn't pleasant.

by cmts October 2, 2009

shake a shit

When you’ve reached such an advanced age that when you shit yourself, you just shake the leg you’re not standing on and empty out your jeans and keep moving.

You can’t wear any underwear to perform a proper shake a shit!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021

Shit fucking

A slang term used to describe extreme unproductivity. Similar to "fucking around" but a rung or two higher in how worthless the person is being.

Dave your paper is due by the end of the day! Stop shit fucking on Reddit and get to work!

by jellyjones May 25, 2018

Shit Pounder

a gay male that fucks other dudes in the asshole

That guy is a toatal SHIT POUNDER

by Michael Maine January 3, 2010

Russian shit

When you have to do "big business" in the bathroom but you have a limited time frame to do so. Often results in headaches, pulled muscles, hernias and/or swamp ass from improper or rushed wiping.

That white castle had my stomach bubbling this morning, i had to take a Russian shit to make it to the meeting on time.

by gavsdaddy December 29, 2010

Rib Shits

a condition induced by consuming a large quantities of pork products, or a lesser quantity of highly seasoned pork products, marked by painful indigestion, heartburn and possibly diarrhea.

Rich ate vast amounts of highly seasoned pork products and is now suffering from rib shits.

by shittinribs September 13, 2010

Shitting Yellow

A term to describe someone as young.
Relates to the colour of a babies faeces at a young age.
Often used by older people to describe younger people.

Young Man: Can't wait it's my birthday tomorrow.
Old Man: Oh, how old are you going to be?
Young man: 23
Old Man: Bloody hell, you're still shitting yellow.

by XI_GREGGERS_IX November 15, 2016