Horse Clean

An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.

Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.

Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Horse

A Horse is a chicken but Bigger

You are an Ugly Horse who should feel horrible about themselves for the disgusting horse you are

by Alpha beta bravo 19 going dark January 3, 2023

whore on a horse

when a female believes she is of higher social stature than others. most likely has a god complex and a case of re-occurring herpes. Also is known to have certain sexual tendencies. the female could be of any age, from playground days up to college.

Who does dat bitch think she is, she a whore on a horse.

by YADHS March 14, 2011

Raining horse cocks

Extremely intense rainfall. The loud noise it makes hitting the roofs of buildings and cars sound like a pile of horse cocks was dumped on it.

Person 1- wow it's really coming down out there.
Person 2- yeah it's raining horse cocks

by TPB fanatic April 21, 2025

Piss Horse

An unpopular call and response phrase whereby the first party exclaims "Piss Horse!" and any other party begrudgingly replies "of course".

Person 1: "Piss Horse!"
Person 2: "Of Course"

by Phillip K. Eichner March 28, 2020

Quartering A Dead Horse

To trivialize a beaten dead horse.

Jeremy's Bud Light statements was just Quartering A Dead Horse.

by pornstitute August 7, 2024

Show-Horsing

When a Gay man dates or even marries a woman to distract from his obvious relationship with another man. This is from the fact that a show horse isn't typically the one ridden the most.

"Yo, have Steve and Claire even slept together?"
"Dude, don't you know? Steve is totally Show-Horsing, he's been going out with Matt for months"

by Danchisco12 March 26, 2021