wrath cookie

the opposite of a golden cookie

John: Ah man i got a wrath cookie
Cookie Clicker: Have a clot

by Chad_the_Great December 9, 2021

Cookie Paradox

The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.

An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.

Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??

Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.

Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.

by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020

avi cookie

Avi cookie always has the warmest cookies 🥵sucking his cookies is always a good time. He's toasty, butter, and his chocolates are nice and melty 🔥.

Avi cookie, let me taste your cookies

by avicookielicker April 6, 2024

Goon cookie

A soft goon gangster or a soft thug. When a girl look like she’s mean but she have a good heart

POV friend how it’s going with that girl you talking to she looks really mean I would be scared to talk to her.
POV me everything good. she a real goon cookie

by ilovecloudgod February 16, 2025

Cookie rookie barred

To be absolutely baked

Yo, I'm cookie rookie barred right now, I think I'm trippin!

by DAFEEG December 20, 2016

Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.

Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.

by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013

White Trash Cookies

Premade sugar cookies found at Walmart that are both cheap and delicious.

My teacher always gets white trash cookies for classroom parties.

by gaberiel January 23, 2023