Chris

A brain dead moron. Usually spotted playing the newest call of duty game with dorito dust on their shirt. They're probably nineteen and live with their grandparents with a bedtime. Don't be a Chris

Dude 1: I'm going to bully some kids on xbox live.
Dude 2: Awe, dude, don't be a Chris.

by ReeeeMaster November 1, 2018

Chris

If you had to describe Chris in one word it would be perfect cause he is perfect. Nothing should change about him. Hes sweet, nice,kind, good-looking, and has an amazing personality. He's beyond cute his, hair, smile, freckles. He's just perfect. If you have a Chris your the luckiest person alive because Chris are the best. Chris are also pretty popular. Almost everyone knows him wants to be around him. He's so perfect in every way possible. I love Chris.

Perfect
Girl 1: chris is so perfect
Girl 2: I know but hes mine

by Lunaknigt June 27, 2019

Chris

Mega gay

Wow Chris is M E G A G A Y

by Lesbian.rat October 29, 2019

Chris

To be over an emotional & depressed person who is unable to take a joke.

Tim! Stop being so Chris!

by wewe wafu June 11, 2018

A chris

A Chris (verb) walking around with a sock and a Chris. Chris likes peppers and round clamps. Holding the clamps tight a little yeet will sneak out every now and again. For one to succeed a Chris one must truly understand ancient Greek thai food bok Lamar dong pad goop

A chris is a big stork and a staircase of onions

by Lahtree April 19, 2020

Chris

You know Big Dick is back in town when you hear the name, Chris

Chris has a massive cock

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Chris

A Chris is an undercover God. He makes girls named Casey go from Hoe to housewife. He’s literally the best thing ever and his dick game is top notch. The champion dick of life.

“Thank god I finally came to my senses and snagged up Chris from them other cock hungry slut faces”

by CaseyDee123 March 26, 2023