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take a number

wait a long ass time for nothing and then complain about it
i wrote a letter to the senate and i had to take a number
by biachbizzle October 13, 2004
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take the machine

to look information up using a computer (for instance the internet)
I didn't know your address so I took the machine.

We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?

Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.
by Pajek April 27, 2006
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Take it back on they asses

When you want to express you love for older music (ie: The Beatles,The Rolling Stones)but doing so using black slang.
Yo man, Is dis tha beatles? Ah man! Dis shit be real cause we gon to Take it back on they asses.
by Cooter pants December 14, 2008
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take it there

a duel of wit and banter testing who can generate the most offensive but still funny line
we were playing take it there, and then she got all offended because I made a 3way joke about her sister

I thought we were playing take it there so I busted out my dead baby jokes, but apparently I misjudged that
by oc-la October 26, 2007
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Takehh

An expression of likeliness, disgust, or hilarity. Takeh is a slang term and substitute for the words : Cool, weird, strange, obvious, sexual, mean, funny, ETC. It can describe anything, anyone, at any given time. Takehh replaces the human dictionary.
takeh- good
takehh-bad
takehhh-neutral
"Dude that porn was sooooo takehh ;D"
"Takehh concert, man."
"We had TAKEHH for breakfast"
by tooooooof January 2, 2010
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take it to heaven

to take a very large hit of marijuana, to the point where it seems as though you are almost hogging the joint/blunt/pipe/bong.
Person: take it to heaven man!
Person 2: /cough/
Chet McCool: dud lol im aginst weed lol but i wz so wsted at tht party last nite lol im edgy lol.
by ;WLKDJFA;LDJF April 14, 2010
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take gate

"Take gate" is a wordplay on "to take offense" (= take a fence), because offense sounds similar to "a fence".
He took gate when she talked about him. Why does he always take gate?
by tenderjoe May 17, 2010
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