Alex

Alex is a really sexy mother fucker, who loves to show off his big muscular belly, and after seeing this masterpiece girls tend to be all over his 2 inch peni, which may not sound like much but an Alex can make anything good, when he does finally bust his nut there is usually two to three litres of sea man. Alex really is worth your time as he can fight of all of the other mans trying to steal his gyal and never leaves her side. Alex is very humble and never shows off

He truly is the dream husband

Girl number 1: me and Alex did the naughty naughty last night

Girl number 2: wow I’m surprised you didn’t drown

Girl number 1: yeah I know, it was incredible

Prince Andrew: I’m a nonce

by Bellend34 November 18, 2019

Alex!

An exclamation used when anything white and/or spilled that is spotted on the floor or any flat surface

*sees a milk spill
SAYS: Alex!

by OHMYGODITSAUSERNAME December 06, 2024

Alex

He’s a fucking SIMP

Guy 1: yo that guys a simp
Guy 2: No dude that’s just Alex

by AllFactsNoPrinter April 16, 2020

Alex

Alex

Alex: A lad who like to cum everywhere especially on the walls and in lasses hair and makes her clean it up

by Wigglerisbae February 08, 2024

Alex

He’s a fucking simp

Guy 1: Dude is that a fucking simp
Guy 2: No that’s Alex

Guy 1: Whatever same thing

by AllFactsNoPrinter April 16, 2020

Alex

He is well an Alex. he is a guy normally short but also a good guy. have him as a friend well keep him he's good and helps you if he can

hey i need help alex
alex:okay

by communist man February 09, 2022

Alex

A asian that keeps using the word nigga, he may be hot but he so eshay u wanna puke. Stay strong alex u stupid motherfucker

Hey Alex what’s up

Alex: FUUUUUUCK OFF U STUPID BIIIIIIIIIITCH

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by Finn wolfhard’s wife March 22, 2020