by oralman August 21, 2011

not 5 seconds of summer.
Michael - "Fuck this shit"
Ashton - "Don't swear!"
Michael - "I don't care, I'm punk rock"
Calum - "No you're not"
Ashton - "Don't swear!"
Michael - "I don't care, I'm punk rock"
Calum - "No you're not"
by Jigglypuffchloe January 11, 2014

Also known as "Rocco", he is cool dude from a small town in Pennsylvania called Greenville. He pretty much just chills most the time. People say he walks around stoned, but he assures them drugs are for losers, and Nick Rock is not a loser.
Idiot: Hey I'm a really hyperactive guy addicted to sports and always being on the move and never calming down.
Nick Rock: Hey dude, you need to chill out. *turns on Three Little Birds*
Idiot: Rocco you're right, I should sit down and tune into some Marley.
Nick Rock: Hey dude, you need to chill out. *turns on Three Little Birds*
Idiot: Rocco you're right, I should sit down and tune into some Marley.
by Arockalypse72 December 9, 2008

by Frank 2.0 October 14, 2008

when a guy sends you a dick pic with the caption solid as a rock right now ,claiming he's hard over you when reality he's a porn addict and doesn't like you sorry
Guy's Dick Pic: My dick's Rock Solid for you now baby
Me: Leaves on seen cause you know he got porn on his recent search history
Me: Leaves on seen cause you know he got porn on his recent search history
by rainbowdash35 April 5, 2018

A dingleberry or small (pea-sized or smaller) poo-ball that has dried and hardened so that it is now rock-like.
by DennisFreeman March 29, 2019
