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Person 1“Yo this dude speaking facts”

Person 2“Real”

Person 1“Real”
by Weeb.exe1 August 23, 2022
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the REAL "savior"

the mute button on my tv remote control

better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!

when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")

i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!
that rabid dog minister was pushing the savior, i quickly employed the REAL "savior" !
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!
by michael foolsley August 24, 2022
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Roberto isn’t real

Girl 1: Roberto isn’t real

Girl 2: so true!
by Anita-wita August 24, 2022
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Real Definition

Things that you need to deliberately search for to get. They rarely appear as the word of they day.

BTW if you search up "real definition" and scroll down enough, you'll see a fake name definition that claims to be a "real definition" in the very title. Don't be fooled. It's another fake name definition that took the extra mile to claim it's a real one
You'd have a better chance of living until the universe disappears than finding a real definition here.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
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real

when you agree with someone. its used pretty much the same in comment sections as "yeah" and "based"
username1: real
username2: yeah
username3:based
by capsuleloosingcontact April 23, 2022
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real

it’s like when people say “true” real is another alternative, it could also mean “w” or even “thank you

idk man i can’t teach the meaning u gotta b locked in to the situation
essa: I GOT 10k VIEWS ON MY SONG
kean: REALLL

or

*a bad bitch just posted*

a comment : real
by arealnne May 2, 2022
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For real

A series of words used by middle school boys trying to sound relax and chill before kicking eachother in the balls repeatedly.
Jamie: Did you watch the game over the weekend it was sick!
Hayden: For real dawg that game was lowkey chill.
*Kick*
*sounds of agony*
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