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a real bloke

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"
by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021
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Real

A reacting adjective agreeing with another’s statement
Tim:”Woah this cake is fire
Joe:”Real”
by Nawr Cleor September 11, 2023
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real lampshade hours

real lampshade hours occurs when the clock strikes 1am and it continues to 3am. real lampshade hours are a vital part of our culture and should be respected amongst all individuals.
Is it real lampshade hours yet?

No. It is still 9:30. I am also sad.
by hypetrain87 May 7, 2018
mugGet the real lampshade hoursmug.

Real one tingz

When some does an action you can depend on
Yeah Ann only does real one tingz
by Kween.Sassy May 26, 2019
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Real Man

A Real Man is not the beer drink'n, football love'n, Gym pump'n , porn watch'n, meat size'n, dumb ass man bun'n, lady grabber ( trump ) you think it may be. If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee B, driven, smart, gentle, bloody hilarious and the coolest mf.
"Get yo. shit together bro, be a real man"

"Gosh look at Lee over there! He's such a real man, so handsome *sighs*
by Throkmortonthepowerful^^ February 10, 2025
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'Real Dope World' Day

April 17th is 'Real Dope World' Day, the day when family and friends come together one of the greatest Hip Hop artistes of all time. They usually exchange gifts that day to commemorate the loving and caring nature of Real Dope World.
Yo Bola it's 'REAL DOPE WORLD' Day, what are you gonna get me?
by daveedope November 1, 2019
mugGet the 'Real Dope World' Daymug.

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