Purple Mike

The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.

I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...

by Jimbo Big Slice January 8, 2021

purple yogurt slinger

A very large penis that is bruised purple because of constant use, in a clit lip or a ass hole

That man has a huge purple yogurt slinger

by yoMamma June 19, 2015

Whiskas purple cat

The purple cat from the popular brand of cat food Whiskas. It has no gender and it's name is Vev.

The Whiskas purple cat is named Vev! Isn't that cool?

by ...Topaz September 15, 2022

Purple Puppies

Biker slang for sperm. Purple dog refers to ones penis, and purple puppies is the puppies from your purple dog.

He had an old lady getting purple puppies on the back of his chopper when they both got it by a freight train.

by LostMC4life September 24, 2023

gabunny purple

in a YouTube video made by Big Mama Eternal

Caine from tadc said "gabunny purple to jax and started beef and ever sense its been a meme on her Chanel

You stupid gabunny purple jax

by pizzapop April 1, 2024

Purple Benjamins

$100 dollar bills (aka blue benjamins) that is considered "dirty money." This is because the "blue" bills are covered in blood or red dye packs used in banks. The red mixed with the blue making purple.

Ya, john has money, but it's all purple benjamins.

by SpicyGuac04 January 11, 2022

purple nurps

Nips that are purple

She took off her shirt and she had purple nurps!

by purplenuple January 2, 2014