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josh

Someone who has a very big ego and a huge forehead. He can’t deal with rejection and looks like bob Duncan. He most likely has the middle name Adam and is meathead. He is not cool and thinks he’s a hired bodyguard. But, he actually is a wanna be. So oop
Ew it’s josh
by Dontjuul July 31, 2019
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Blood for the Josh god

The comments during the legendary Josh battle in which multiple people named Josh prepared for 1 year to have a fight with pool noodles for weapons. The objective of the fight is to see who can keep the name Josh, in a joking manner. Slight variations, such as "Blood for the Josh blood" are also used.
Live chat:
Person 1: JOSH FIGHT
Person 2: YUH JOSH FIGHT
Person 3: BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD
by bruh-momentum April 24, 2021
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Josh

a being who is a god or a high supreme being better than anything there is to exist
I wish I could be like Josh.
by GodLevel October 11, 2021
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Drake rapes Josh

In the hit Nickelodeon TV show “Drake and Josh” there was a surprising twist in the children’s show when an episode aired where Drake raped Josh. The brothers were building a treehouse and Drake planned it so they would be locked in together.

Once the boys finished screwing in the final final, Josh asked where the door was to get out. He had no idea what was to come. Drake intentionally “forgot” to cut out the door and just drew the door in sharpie so he could easily rape Josh. The rape lasted 10 hours until a squirrel came and bit Drake’s penis off.
“Yo do you remember that Drake and Josh episode with the treehouse?”

“Are you talking about the one where Drake rapes Josh?”

“Ya that episode made me horny”

“pause...”
by Fella slime November 10, 2020
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Josh

An Indian man with a small 3.6 inch penis who gets bullied by his brother of the ps4
Jheez that josh kid is a pussy
by Thisgameisbroken November 15, 2018
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josh

I am josh
by gimmyijews February 21, 2020
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josh

Someone who won’t give me my quid back
Me: ayooo Josh can I have my quid back

Josh: (runs away)

Me: (pulls out AK)
by Who’s theo March 15, 2021
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