a real bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021

Real

A cry for help.

*referring to the most agonizingly described point in a persons life* “Real.”

by gvlavtn July 30, 2022

real lampshade hours

real lampshade hours occurs when the clock strikes 1am and it continues to 3am. real lampshade hours are a vital part of our culture and should be respected amongst all individuals.

Is it real lampshade hours yet?

No. It is still 9:30. I am also sad.

by hypetrain87 May 7, 2018

screen real

Something that doesn't look like it would if it were real but rather the way it looks in the movies.

Wow, that lightsaber prop is 100% screen real!

by vulkman83 September 20, 2016

A Real Piece

Abbreviation for a real piece of shit, can also be used to reffer to people.

Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't

The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.

Guy 1: Hey do the breaks of your car still squeak when you drive?
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!

Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece

(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece

G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!

coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece

by gitonga August 18, 2018

Among us In real life

(sus, sus)

Among us in real life, spaceship with my crew

by Myles's Pseudonym September 18, 2022

Ego-real

When you're not egocentric but just well aware of your worth. (adjective).

"You're so egocentric, so self obsessed." Said Billy.

"No, Im ego-real" replied Raqulle.

by KingVonny March 20, 2025