Salted nut roll

The act of ejaculating on a woman's stomach. Immediately after, you rub your testicles in it and proceed to place them in her mouth.

I gave my lady the ol' salted nut roll last night.

by Smaack1001 August 8, 2009

I will roll you.

This short lived attempt by A.W. at proving to someone that she was hip allegedly had the same definition as "I will beat you up". Sadly, dispite her many efforts, "I will roll you" never caught on as a way of threatening violence.

It remains something stoners excitedly say when looking at a bag of marijuana and pile of rolling paper.

"I will roll you."

by MillFam March 8, 2017

Alligator Death Roll

When you are boning a girl from behind then stop, bite her neck as hard as you can, fold in her arms, and spin around in a deathroll. This is also how alligators kill their prey.

Guy: So why did she break up with you?

Guy2: I gave her an alligator death roll

by NOT Jeff Goldblum February 6, 2010

rock 'n' roll

That time when music rocked. Sad to say but gay punk emo screamo music replaced it. (Taking back sunday fags)

A time when music wasn't played for money. A TIME WHEN MUSIC ROCKED THE WORLD!

Led Zeppelin! BLACK SABBATH! JUDAS PRIEST! NEED I GO ON?!

by BiggyJee December 30, 2004

pizza roll fuckism

Whenever you get left home by yourself and you run out of lotion so you just fuck some pizza rolls and nut in them then eat them to get rid of the evidence

I got diagnosed with pizza roll fuckism yesterday

by Boosh got a fat ass head January 18, 2021

rolled off a turd

A fart that smells so shifty, it must've rolled off a turd before escaping the butthole.

That one smells like it rolled off a turd.

by K-ILL April 7, 2016

Syn Moan Roll

A Syn Moan Roll is a piece of cake.

'Damn dude, I can't wait to get home and eat a Syn Moan Roll!'

by dreamscape.png November 21, 2018