Gaggle of Nerds

Gaggle of Nerds (noun):

A chaotic yet endearing group of highly intelligent individuals who, like a gaggle of geese, travel in packs, honk over plot holes, and occasionally hiss at factual inaccuracies. Known to flock around comic book stores, convention centers, and whiteboards covered in equations. Approach with snacks and an open mind.

Oh boy, watch out! Here comes a gaggle of nerds going to the new Magic release party.

by myfakenameforthis June 3, 2025

cook it nerd looser,

cook it nerd loosera funny thing to say to your buds. cook it means to cook and consume your dog or feline companion. an nerd looser is just a name for a dumb ass. like honestly they should die. they love k pop and should die. ugh they are also gay and gay is gay so....

cook it nerd looser, i hope your dog dies

by oh hello there buddy October 22, 2019

Nerd

Someone who thinks they are the best of the best, usually having glasses, and bullies everyone but gets away with it because usually they are a teachers pet.

See that nerd, they're so annoying!

by GG123_1 February 6, 2023

Pub Trans nerd

A person is considered a Pub Trans nerd, when he/she get so addicted to public transport <such as the bus, subway, train, or other> to a point they don't want to use cars, or even walk anymore.

Dude 1: "Bro, you see that dude over there? That one guy over there stands at the bus stop every time we walk to school..."

Dude 2: "Yeah, I noticed. Broke af."

Dude 1 "That's right. Typical Pub Trans nerd. This is what lack of friends, lack of chick, exess of books and bullying make out of people."

Dude 2 "Poor thing. Let's go get his lunch money."

by HHhhhhhhhhhhhO655522$%^&*IHBVE March 5, 2017

But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!

Nah, you... You shut the fuck up... Bitch..

Dork "But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!"

Hym "I did say I wasn't! I said YOU are fuck-face!"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

Nerd

A great person, typically with glasses and extremely skinny, who has never gotten a B in their life. A modern idea for a great person like a "nerd"is that they like to gain some weight and exercise. They are portrayed with glasses since they read a lot and a study says that not having a great eye sight means you have a high IQ.

Man, I want to be a nerd, since all successful people were called nerds at school.

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

Dog Nerd

A person whose love for and fascination with Canis familiaris goes beyond that of a typical/casual dog-lover. These people spend large amounts of time reading books and blogs and watching videos/webinars on topics such as dog behavior and body language, dog training, canine neuroscience, behavioral science, and ethology. They probably have an order of dog books on the way right now and it's likely they've either attended a dog training/behavior conference (such as Clicker Expo) or wish they could. They may act nonchalant when the subject of dogs comes up in conversation and restrain themselves from launching into a deep explanation of their top ten favorite training treats when around non-dog-nerds to avoid coming off as a total weirdo, but happily nerd out when in the presence of their own kind. Dogs - especially their dog/s - are their passion, their hobby, and sometimes even their career. They have a deep love and respect for their dog/s, and meeting their dog's needs and making sure their dog/s have an enriched and fulfilling life is an important priority to them. You're not a dog nerd if you "don't believe" in or "don't agree" with the AVSAB Humane Dog Training Position Statement and/or identify as a "balanced trainer." Dog nerds practice humane, evidence-based training and handling.

"Sheesh, I was only trying to compliment Jennifer when I said she's just like The Dog Whisperer."
"Dude, Jennifer is a total dog nerd. You never say the words 'The Dog Whisperer' in the presence of a dog nerd."

by Circumspect Caninetrovert September 8, 2021