A Long Schlong

A schlong that I wish was mine

I have A Long Schlong

by smolcok November 23, 2021

Long Juice

something that requires a lot, perhaps excessive effort

Doing this is such long juice

by Khazar420 September 11, 2021

The Long eaton school

A once great school in Long eaton that has gone downhill over the past few years. it's one of the schools on the worst 100 schools list that had arose a while back.

Person 1: What school you at?
Person 2: The Long Eaton School m8
Person 1: That chavy place? nah m8, errywhere around it is much betta

by Yeet666ImGoingToHell August 26, 2018

ko long

An independent cafe connoisseur patron. Doesn’t like women owned businesses. Ko long ssi neun is very good at Korean and likes collecting Pokémon.

Look at that guy in the cafe!
He’s so Ko long!

by Bärbel-since-Kindergarden December 21, 2023

As Long As Your Happy Bro

A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.

*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*

Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?

Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.

by supermaxwell99 November 25, 2024

long hair bai

A male with long hair . Typically a coolie guy or Caribbean guy .

A bai look Long hair bai . Long hair bai is at the Door. Aye bai did you see Long hair bai today ?

by Justin Chach December 29, 2024

long straw

Opposite of "short straw" in the commonly known phrase

I drew the long straw and didn't need to clean the toilet today

by genius_monkey December 31, 2019