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Josh

Josh:

Typical white name

If Mexican: it’s because his mom’s probably religious.
If Black: your mom hated you and slept with a Josh ( The white one)

Josh’s normally are very caring, outgoing, love to be the center of attention, and love gifting over receiving. They are loyal but will fuck you over if you play with their emotions. They are always aware of their surroundings and will protect what they love.

Josh’s are also horny badtards. But are very picky who they sleep with.

They have enormous veiny cocks that have. Slight curve. Women who hook up with Josh’s normally have a shitty sex life only because they compare their current partner to Josh’s.

Josh’s are all hard workers. But they also work smart. They are visionary leaders and lead by example. they are excellent fathers who will do anything for their children.

Overall Josh is a 9/10.
Great fathers, great friends, amazing lovers and Husbands and workers with huge cocks.
“Omg I heard Josh Wife has a limo due to his massive cock. “
“ Why can’t you be more like Josh?”
“ I heard Josh has an enormous cock!”
“Did you hear Josh got a promotion?” Yeah he deserved it “
“ I wish I could find me a Josh, he’s a great father and Husband”
“ Did you hear Josh bought his wife of 15yrs her dream house, dream car, and sent her to school Incase something happened to him?”
by Sonik0823 December 23, 2023
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Pull a Josh

A failed attempt at seducing or impressing someone or embarassing oneself while trying to seduce or impress someone. Trying to be smooth and failing.
Sitting on the arm of a couch to put an arm around a girl but then falling off the couch.

You Pull a Josh a by trying to show off your basketball skills but falling on your face.
by atomicmonkey1122 December 7, 2013
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Josh Tolhurst

A YouTuber who has started up his YouTube channel, amazingly gaining 100 subscribers in two days, he is also great friends with YouTube star StephensVlogs and Curtis price, there is rumours that he will join them in the future as a full time YouTuber
Josh Tolhurst is a YouTuber who is a really good creator, his content is top quality and is good friends with StephensVlogs and Curtis price
by Svlogs432 May 31, 2019
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Josh Hutcherson

a super hot actor who starred in some of my fave movies: Detention (2011), the kids are all right (2010) and the hunger games series and the fnaf movie plus the tv show Future man
Guy 1: Lets go somewhere man!!!
Guy 2: aww come on i wanna watch a movie called Detention from 2011 that stars josh hutcherson
by someone from 2023 January 22, 2024
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Josh

Josh is me
i am josh”
by JLev4122 March 2, 2023
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Josh

Has a huge dick
Josh has a huge dick
by Daguywhoisntgetting#1(preston) November 23, 2021
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Josh

A josh is a wild retard who squeals and yells all night then sleeps all day
1. Did you hear that noise last night
2. It was probably a josh
by Hanky danky Phil August 25, 2021
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