It belongs in a museum!
Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".
by QuacksO December 1, 2023
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Alex: "Whoa, Jordan, you're looking fantastic! What's your secret?"
Jordan: "I'm Back, Daddy! I finally broke free from my old habits, embraced a healthier lifestyle, and I've never felt more alive since my childhood days!"
Jordan: "I'm Back, Daddy! I finally broke free from my old habits, embraced a healthier lifestyle, and I've never felt more alive since my childhood days!"
by Bill Miester December 4, 2023
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by The Real G; December 5, 2023
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by just a g1rl December 6, 2023
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by Ravio99 December 6, 2023
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Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
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Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"
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