Band aid food

Food that you use as a “band aid” to feel better when you’re upset.

“I deserve some band aid food after all this bullshit”
“You wanna go get some band aid food?”

by Santa Muerte June 19, 2023

cunts that are food

Your cunt is food and imma eat it all up

“ your cunt is food, but I ain’t going to touch a rotten fish! Your cunt is food but rotten AF!

That is my meaning of your cunts that are food

by Jacob the Legend December 13, 2018

Butt food

When someone feeds another person baby bird style with their butt hole.

You better not loose this game of Mario kart or else you’ll have to eat my butt food

by Missclassypants February 20, 2022

Shit Food

American made processed food.

Food so improperly cooked, whether overcooked or undercooked that renders it inedible.

"Where'd you like to go to eat tonight?"
"It doesn't really matter. I grew up on shit food so anywhere is fine."

by Publius0987 August 4, 2025

fast acting food

Any snack or meal that passes through you so fast (think "bad poopy"), that it is almost as if you hadn't even eaten.

Wow, that was some fast acting food ! I didn't even get out of the Chinese restaruant before it left my system.

Dudette, what was up with that chocolate cake at Carissa's last night? It was like, wicked fast acting food! I bet I didn't gain an ounce but I don't think I want any more anytime soon.

by Bad Momma September 15, 2011

food bait

Eating leftovers so you force someone living with you to make food

Person 1: "Did you eat the rest of the spaghetti?"

Person 2: "Yep. Classic food bait. Now you have to cook something and I get a fresh meal."

by honestly23 May 14, 2025

Burnt Food

A white single mom who has a black baby.

Stacy is Burnt Food don't touch that.

by Krunchi May 29, 2018